You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i think im in europe. pls send help
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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