A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
