garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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