what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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