What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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