are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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