but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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