Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think people are normalizing furries
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
