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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So vagazzling was a success
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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