Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Still dying that you shit outside
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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