It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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