Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
no you cant smoke seaweed
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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