WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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