She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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