Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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