I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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