therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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