Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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