Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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