Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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