remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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