Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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