I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Well I just put wine in my tea
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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