What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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