i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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