I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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