ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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