As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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