Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We had to coat check the pizza.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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