She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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