I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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