A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you win again, gameday.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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