3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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