What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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