so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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