I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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