I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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