All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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