Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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