Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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