Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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