So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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