Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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