what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
