Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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