I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
Randomize
