I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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