How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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