So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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