We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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