To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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