Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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