he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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