ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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