JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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