u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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