i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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