i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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